Grandpa Igasho laments, “You know, it ain’t easy being orange. I believe I’m the very VERY Best, but I’m getting very Very Bad Press!”
“My green ‘so-called’ friends say my colour’s fake.”
“Look at us. We’re also Green Iguanas. So what’s with the orange?”
“Don’t they realise that I’m the Big Boss around here? I’m a legend in my own lunchtime! There should be poems written about me, but sadly, nothing rhymes with ‘Orange’.” 😦
Just a bit of nonsense for a mundane Monday.
“Have a good one,” as they say here in the USA.