Yesterday, the always alone Woody wood stork, seemed to have finally found a friend. “Hey beautiful, how about a date this evening?”
Ms. Wilma wood stork, although quite flattered by his attentions, decided that he wasn’t quite handsome enough for her, besides which, her mother had warned her not to talk to strangers. She replied as she stalked off, “Thanks but no thanks, Woody. You go your way and I’ll go mine.”
Nice try, Woody, Better luck next time.